Monday, November 15, 2010

Folding the flag : The cadet!!!

Dear Sir,

It is with regret and haste that I write this letter to you.  Regret that such a small misunderstanding could lead to the following circumstances, and haste in order that you will get this report before you form your own preconceived opinions from reports in the World Press.  For I am sure that they will tend to over dramatise the affair

We had just picked up the pilot, and the Apprentice had returned from changing the 'G' flag for the 'H', this being his first trip he was having difficulty in rolling the 'G' flag up for stowing away. I therefore proceeded to show him how.

Coming to the last part I told him to 'let go'.  The lad, although willing, is not too bright. I therefore had to repeat the order in a sharper tone.  At this moment the Chief Officer appeared from the Chartroom having been plotting the vessel's progress and thinking it was the anchors that were being referred to, repeated the 'let go order to the Third Officer on the forecastle.

The Port anchor, having been cleared away but not walked out, was promptly let go.  The effect of letting the anchor drop from the 'pipe while the vessel was proceeding at full harbour speed was too much for the windlass brake and the entire length of the Port cable was pulled out by its roots. I fear that the damage to the chain locker may be extensive.

The braking effect of the Port anchor naturally caused the vessel to sheer in that direction, right toward the swing bridge that spans a tributary to the river up which we were proceeding.

The swing bridge operator showed great presence of mind by opening the bridge for my vessel. Unfortunately he did not think to stop the vehicular traffic.  The result was that the bridge partly opened and deposited a Volkswagen, two cyclists and a cattle truck on the foredeck. My ship's company is at present rounding up the contents of the latter, which, from the noise I would say is pigs.

In his efforts to stop the progress of the vessel the Third Officer dropped the Starboard anchor too late to be of any practical use for it fell on the swing bridge operator's control cabin.

After the Port anchor was let go and the vessel started to sheer I gave a double ring Full Astern on the Engine Room telegraph and personally rang the Engine Room to order maximum astern revolutions.

I was informed that the sea temperature was 53 degrees, and asked if there was a film tonight. My reply would not act constructively to this report.

Up to now I have confined my report to the activities at the forward end of my vessel. Down at the after end they were having their own problems.  At the moment the Port anchor was let go, the Second Officer was supervising the making fast of the After Tug, and was lowering the ship's towing spring down onto the tug.  The sudden braking on the Port anchor caused the tug to 'run in' under the stern of my vessel just at the moment the propeller was answering my double ring Full Astern

The prompt action of the Second Officer in securing the inboard end of the towing spring, delayed the sinking of the tug by some minutes, thereby allowing the safe abandonment of that vessel.

It is strange, but at the very moment of letting go the port anchor there was a power cut ashore. The fact that we were passing over a 'cable area' at the time may suggest that we may have touched something on the river bed. It is perhaps lucky that the high tension cables brought down by the foremast were not live; possibly having been replaced by the underwater cable, but owing to the shoreside blackout it is impossible to say where the pylon fell.

It never fails to amaze me, the actions and behavior of foreigners during moments of minor crisis. The Pilot, for instance, is at this moment huddled in a corner of my day cabin alternately crooning to himself and crying, after consuming a bottle of Gin in a time that is worthy of inclusion
in the Guinness Book of Records. The tug Captain, on the other hand, reacted violently and had to be forcibly restrained by the Chief Steward who has him handcuffed in the ship's hospital, where he is telling me to do impossible things with my ship and my person.

I enclose the names and addresses of the drivers and insurance companies of the vehicles on my foredeck, which the Third Office collected after his somewhat hurried evacuation of the forecastle. These particulars will enable you to claim for the damage that they did to the railings of number one hold.

I am closing this preliminary report for I am finding it difficult to concentrate with the sound of police sirens and their flashing lights.

It is sad to think that had the Apprentice realised that there is no need to fly Pilot
flags after dark, none of this would have happened.

For weekly Accountability Report I will assign the following Casualty Numbers T/750101 to T/750199 inclusive.

Yours truly


  1. Capt. Rosslyn V. CrastoJuly 22, 2013 at 9:39 PM

    Superbly Imagined & humorously constructed to effectively demonstrate the "Cause & Effect" Chain in the Cosmos !!!
    Reminds me of: "For the want of a NAIL a KINGDOM was lost", which, true or not, runs as follows: There was a small War between 2 European countries, about 200 years ago. A messenger was arranged to warn the country being attacked. On the way, his horse developed a limp. On Investigation, he found a horseshoe missing. He searched for a Smithy, in vain, & tried to fix a spare horseshoe he carried, only to find that he had forgotten the NAILS. So he continued his important journey, only to reach the town AFTER it had been attacked by surprise, & defeated, & so.... a KINGDOM WAS LOST FOR WANT OF A LITTLE NAIL !!!

  2. Thank you Capt Crasto :) - It was great to get a comment from you - I do moderate the comments - you know spammers need to be kept at bay.

    I am a Master Mariner too - and was given this as an email and felt we HAD to share this.

    Your story is very good !!